Pick the dirtiest carpeted floor in your house to vacuum.
If there is broken glass on the floor, put shoes on.
If there are clothes on the floor, pick them up and put them in the hampers.
If there are shoes on the floor, pick them up and put them in the shoe cupboard.
If there are books on the floor, pick them up and put them on the bookshelf.
If there is trash on the floor, pick it up and put it in the rubbish bin.
If the pet had an accident on the floor, pick the larger pieces up with toilet paper and put it in the toilet.
If there are groceries on the floor, take them to the kitchen and put them down.
If there is anything else on the floor, find a home for it.
When there is nothing on the floor, get your vacuum cleaner out.
If your vacuum cleaner is like mine then get a brush out too, not the one you use for your hair, one you use only for this.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on.
Sit on down on the floor with the brush in one hand and the vacuum cleaner hose in the other.
Brush the carpet with one hand to get hair out of it while directing the hose to the hair you've loosened.
Crawl around on the carpet with the brush and the vacuum cleaner hose for a while.
If you have a normal vacuum cleaner, you might be able to work it while standing by just pushing it around the room.
Anyway, when you're done, either because it's clean or because you can't stand it anymore, turn the vacuum cleaner off and take it outside.
Empty the vacuum cleaner into a trash bag.
Take the vacuum cleaner back inside and put it away.